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@@ -20,3 +20,9 @@ If errors appear, it's probably that the tests are broken
 AT&FE1Q0V1X4&C1&D2
 I fixed the deal with that thing
 Downgrading to 8-bit certs for improved performance
+fu git
+we were so preoccupied with whether or not we could that we didn't stop to think if we should
+If you can read this, you don't need glasses
+my committ messages are useless. some real man's struggle against himself content
+Optimizing for Ludicrous Speed, Go!
+F*ck! Even in the future nothing works!